Eat Fresh

Today was a strange day in the continued saga of my life. I was going to have lunch with my friend Ryan at Captain D's around the lunching hour. As I was standing in line my phone rang and displayed an unknown number. I almost didn't answer it but better judgement prevailed. The familiar voice on the other end said, "Hi, this is Jared Fogle from Subway." I thought great, another pre-recorded message from Subway, which I had been receiving until I cancelled them a few days ago. Then Jared said, "So, Tim.... where is Sparta, TN anyway?" I was really talking to Jerrod, the dude who ate Subway and walked 14 miles a day and lost a whole person of weight. We talked for several minutes. I put him on speaker phone at one HI point to make sure Ryan heard his voice to confirm this wacky story. We talked about food and staying with a food plan. We also talked about Tennessee and the weather, what a cliche. Erin Anyway, it was a strange little event in my life. If anyone needs to talk to ole Jared I now have his phone number... let me know.

Up On the Roof

I thought I had better get this info on here since I put out a teaser on someone else's blog. Over the weekend we had torrential rains here. Our church sprang a few leaks. The handyman extraordinaire was up on the roof checking for leaks and made a startling discovery. There is a flat section of roof where you can see a lot of the surrounding area. There is where he found four folding, metal chairs. Along with the chairs there were empty beer cans and Butterfinger candybar wrappers. This is the weirdest little town on the planet... Our first guess as to the culprit is the Simpson family (Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa - not Randy). But as some of you have discovered - they are not real. So we will put our best detectives on the case. Inspector Daniel has two suspects. The first is Ryan, based on the butterfinger/simpson like MO. His second suspect is handyman Jim. The reasoning here is opportunity. "He spends a lot of time on the roof." I will try to keep you updated on the case. If you have any information on this case please call Tennessee Crimestoppers.

USERNAMES and PASSWORDS

Well, it took some work but I have finally logged back in to the King Web Log. I am not going to try to catch up here but I will try to update anyone who may be monitoring this blog. Including W, which I have no problem with at all. I am going to include some photos in our blog as well. This will be a first for the King blog. We shall see if it works at all. If it does... then MommaWenge may get more excited about blogging. If it works you will see a pic of some Christmas monkeys to the right... Stay tuned!